
San Francisco Blondes – Dedicated to three pretty blondes I’ve spent time in the City with, Cindy Chavarria, Melody Royal, and Amber Bennett. Amber says she’s not a blonde, but I think she is, and just doesn’t know it! At left, Lee Remick chases after Jack Lemmon, whose feelings she’s hurt in the depressing movie ‘The Days of Wine and Roses’ from 1962. Hey, look, the Embarcadero Freeway in the background! Aw, I miss it – NOT! This scene was filmed in front of the PG&E Building on Market Street. A Facebook friend of mine, Mary Mckay worked in the building for years. Left center, a distraught Kim Novak leaves Rita Hayworth’s mansion in tears after learning that Rita’s going to take Frank Sinatra away from her in the 1957 movie ’Pal Joey’. Hey wait a minute; Alcatraz, Fisherman’s Wharf, the Balclutha Sailing Ship, telescopes disguised to look like little trees, that’s not Rita’s mansion, that’s Coit Tower! Right center, Catherine Hicks offers a lift to two strangers at the Marina Green. Nothing too special about this spot that would make oddballs like me look for it, except, the two strangers were Kirk and Spock in the 1986 film ‘Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home’. At right, Barbra Streisand has never looked prettier than in the 1972 movie ‘What’s Up. Doc?’ with Ryan O’Neal. She plays a scatterbrained blonde who does dippy things, like, crossing a sidewalk against the light causing two motorcycle riders to crash at Jones and Bush. Even Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd put in an appearance in this one!
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MURDER IN SAN FRANCISCO – Long ago, authors and filmmakers realized that San Francisco was a delicious place for bumping people off. It ranks right up there with Gotham City as the quintessential local for murder and mayhem. At left, Clint Eastwood as “Dirty Harry”, or “Dirty Harold” as Borat calls him, investigating the murder of a child at Texas and Sierra below Potrero Hill, and Potrero Hill from Texas and Sierra today minus the ugly water tower. A building today now occupies the exact spot where Eastwood was standing in the 1971 first and best movie of the series ‘Dirty Harry’. Left center Eli Wallach going into the YMCA Building on the Embarcadero (Called the Seaman’s Club in the movie) to commit the first of many murders he’ll do throughout San Francisco in the 1958 movie ‘The Lineup’. He plays a wonderful villain in this who goes by the name of “Dancer”. Right Center, sometimes you have to put a little effort into catching a San Francisco murderer as Ella Raines finds when she chases Anna May Wong, who’s not really a murderess, but knows who the guilty one is, through Chinatown in the 1949 movie ‘Impact’. The pursuit turns south onto Grant from Washington which would be against traffic today. The girls eventually end up in a foot chase through Chinatown alleys in a perfectly atmospheric place for a San Francisco mystery movie to end. Right, you can’t have a San Francisco murder movie collection without Humphrey Bogart, it, simply, isn’t done! Bogie didn’t, actually, commit murder here because the punk went for the gun, but the cops will never believe it. This 1947 scene from ‘Dark Passage’ was filmed in a area below the Golden Gate Bridge now closed off to the public since 9/11, but the roof of Fort Point puts you almost level with the filming spot for as close of a comparison as possible. That shot of Bogart and the bridge is, probably, my all time favorite San Francisco movie image.
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Four non blondes. No, not 4 Non Blondes the San Francisco band, four other non blondes. Blondes are not the only ladies who get into trouble in San Francisco movies. Top panel, left to right, Diane Keaton about to begin an extra marital affair with Woody Allen in a scene filmed at the old band concourse in Golden Gate Park from ‘Play It Again, Sam’ made in 1972. Woody Allen as a cure for loneliness; she’s in trouble! Second from top, left to right, Cindy Williams being audio eavesdropped on by Gene Hackman in Union Square in the creepy and ugly movie ‘The Conversation’ from 1974, and Gene Hackman at Stockton and Geary in front of the old I Magnin’s after hearing something that he shouldn’t have heard! Many film critics site this movie as one of the best films from the 1970’s. Second from the bottom, Joan Crawford, trying to be discreet, about to break in to Jack Palance’s apartment on Russian Hill to find out why he’s trying to kill her in the 1952 movie ‘Sudden Fear’. Joan, what difference does it make why he’s trying to kill you…… he’s trying to kill you! Do you, really, want to go in there? Humphrey Bogart accidently killed Agnes Mooorehead from the roof of this same apartment building in ‘Dark Passage’ from 1947. We all have accidents, but Bogie’s are a little extreme! Bottom panel, Tyne Daly gets into the ultimate trouble when she steps into the line of fire to save Clint Eastwood’s life out on Alcatraz in the 1976 movie ‘The Enforcer’. Third in the “Dirty Harry” series, and the second best, it’s exciting, well made, although, in comic book style, has terrific San Francisco locations, and the saddest ending from any Clint Eastwood movie that I can think of.
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Stars in Motion: At the left, Orson Welles escapes from the old Hall of Justice Building and bolts across Kearny Street to Portsmouth Square and the never changing Chinatown in the 1948 film, ‘The Lady From Shanghai’. Second from the left, Woody Allen running across upper Kearny in North Beach in the 1972 movie ‘Play It Again, Sam’. Woody plays a slimy fellow who betrays a friend because of his amorous adventures. Boy, how out of character is that! Second from the right, Barbara Lawrence in the center heading down the stairs at the Ferry Building in the 1949 film ‘Thieves Highway’. There’s a bit of history in this scene. The old ferry boats had two levels, and passengers on the top level off boarded into the second story of the Ferry Building, traveled down a corridor, and exited to the Embarcadero down these stairs! Wow, have they seen some traffic! At the right is the plaza beneath the Bank of America tower in the 1974 blockbuster, ‘The Towering Inferno’. That’s Fred Astaire dancing up the steps on the right, and “that’s entertainment!”
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San Francisco Studs. Well, it is the “Year of the Horse”. Top row, left to right, Jimmy Stewart stalking Kim Novak, (Well, that’s what he was doing, but it was nice guy stalking) to Fort Point in the 1958 film ‘Vertigo’ When she jumps into the water in an attempt to kill herself, Jimmy leaps into the choppy water, and rescues her. What a stud! Second from top, Clint Eastwood, “Dirty Harry” dispatches three hold up men in an extremely violent, but very satisfying scene, (If you like seeing a bad guy getting emasculated by a Magnum ’44) from the 1976 film ‘The Enforcer’ at 2nd and Minna Streets. What a stud! Yes, a violent stud, but nevertheless…… Incidentally, Buster Keaton used this off beat location for the start of the chase scene in his 1922 movie ‘Daydreams’. Second row from the bottom, Lee Marvin, who has been double crossed, shot and left in an empty cell on Alcatraz, swims back to San Francisco to seek revenge in the 1967 film ‘Point Blank’. What a stud! I mean, I can’t swim from Alcatraz to San Francisco with three bullet holes in me! Bottom row, Crème de la Stud, Clark Gable, watches Downtown San Francisco burn to the ground in the 1936 film ‘San Francisco’. Tough guy, “Blackie” Norton, humbled by Mother Nature; he knows when he’s met his match. What a stud!
‘Dark Passage’ Film Clip Link

Bogie’s lightening escape on a rocketing cable car, they average about eight miles an hour, after accidentally killing Agnes Moorehead in ‘Dark Passage:You can still see the holes where the ladder was attached today at the location of the fire escape scene. The link here shows this scene and it’s 1947 images of Russian Hill, Union Square, and the Powell and Market St. cable car turntable.
‘The Enforcer’ Film Clip Link

Listen to Tyne Daly’s innuendos in this scene from ‘The Enforcer’ (1976) She’s got something on her mind!
‘House on Telegraph Hill’ Film Clip Link

On the left is a film overlap on Montgomery Street. When her tampered with brakes go, Valentina Cortese drives down just about every steep street on Telegraph Hill before crashing in this ridiculously hairy scene from ‘House on Telegraph Hill’. (She survives)
‘It Came From Beneath the Sea’ Film Clip Link

Well, they’re soon to change the Bay Bridge to the ‘Willie Brown’ Bridge, and, maybe, this will, one day, be called to the ‘Ray Harryhausen’ Bridge. Incidentally, the special effects artist that created great 1950’s monsters like this one from ‘It Came From Beneath the Sea’ just died earlier this year. Click on the link here for a colorized clip of this scene.
‘Experiment in Terror’ Film Clip Link

Pretty Lee Remick parks at Fisherman’s Wharf to await instructions on where to deliver ransom money to free her kidnapped sister, Stephanie Powers in ‘Experiment in Terror’.. She’s told by kidnapper Ross Martin to attend a Giants – Dodgers baseball game at Candlestick Park. where the film ends in a climactic shootout with Martin being shot dead on the pitcher’s mound. Candlestick closes at the end of the 49ers football season this year, and like Lee Remick, will also be just a pretty memory to me now.



